I'll start the list, in no particular order:
Drivers unable to merge lanes at speed but who slow or stop to await a space.
Drivers who won't pull as far as possible into the right hand side of a lane or centre median area in order to turn right, but who instead just prop in the right lane and block off normal traffic flow.
Those who cut across the apex of a roundabout, instead of holding parallel lanes.
Drivers who pull suddenly to the extreme
right of a lane in order to give themselves space to make a
left turn, thereby transmitting entirely the wrong cues to following traffic.
Inconsiderate swine who hog the outside lane when there is nothing to pass and an empty lane ahead of them on the inside, and/or sit 2km/h under the limit while doing so and/or who don't understand what mirrors are for and/or who ignore all signals from following traffic to move over or speed up, and/or who then express fury when passed on the inside.
A even worse form of the above who sits in the outside lane exactly at the same speed as someone else on the inside lane, especially those travelling 2km/h under the speed limit, thereby ensuring that no one can pass - ever.
People who drive while chatting incessantly to their passengers and turning their heads to look at them while doing so. Don't they realize that sound fills a space and can be heard by a listener regardless of the direction in which the speaker's mouth is pointing?
Drivers who wait for an eternity at an intersection to join a dual carriageway because they want the
outside lane, despite the inside lane being clear for them to move into immediately.
Gutter hangers, drivers with one hand out the window down the side of the door, and those who drive with one wrist on top of the wheel. The look like dorks and are not in control.
People gassing on mobile phones while driving. Or those who eat, drink or do their makeup while driving. Don't they have kitchens and a place to eat at home, and mirrors in their bedrooms?
Drivers who pull up too close behind you when stopped at an intersection and who creep even closer while everyone else remains stopped, and persist in doing so when you inch forward into your own clear zone to increase your spacing to a sensible distance, thus risking pissing off the guy in front for the same reason.
Smokers. All of them. Everywhere. But especially those who mooch along half asleep in the outside lane, as above, having their early morning fagarette, one hand on the steering, the other holding the fag out the window to keep the smoke in someone else's air-con rather than their own, and then who
chuck the butt onto the road surreptitiously hoping those behind won't notice or care.
Slow-witted drivers in front of you and with the reaction time of a foetus, who set off from a green light five minutes after it has ceased being red.
Police cars that deliberately and infuriatingly sit at 99km/h hoping you will pass at 101km/h so they can nab you.
Rude bastards who don't bother to indicate their thanks when you extend them some courtesy.

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